In honor of Father’s Day, here are some quotes from the men in our lives that provide for us, care for us, and tell the corniest jokes around.
Me: “I’m Hungry.” Dad: “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!”
Me: “Hey I was thinking…” Dad: “I thought I smelled something burning.”
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France… they were cooked in grease.
Me: “I’ll call you later.” Dad: “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Me: “Did you get a haircut?” Dad: “No, I got them all cut.”
Now you have all the material necessary for your next interaction with a corny dad! Happy Father’s Day from Lane of Roses!!
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