8 Dad Jokes for Your Father's Day Weekend
In honor of Father’s Day, here are some quotes from the men in our lives that provide for us, care for us, and tell the corniest jokes around.
Me: “I’m Hungry.” Dad: “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!”
Me: “Hey I was thinking…” Dad: “I thought I smelled something burning.”
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France… they were cooked in grease.
Me: “I’ll call you later.” Dad: “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Me: “Did you get a haircut?” Dad: “No, I got them all cut.”
Now you have all the material necessary for your next interaction with a corny dad! Happy Father’s Day from Lane of Roses!!
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